Warrant Issued for the Arrest of Elsa from Frozen

In the greatest piece of news for put-upon parents since details emerged that someone wanted to sue Peppa Pig, a warrant had been issued for the arrest of Queen Elsa from Frozen. Harlan City Police Department made the announcement this week as snow and ice blighted the Kentucky town, claiming that the cartoon character should take full responsibility.

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They describe her as a “blonde female last seen wearing a blue dress and is known to burst into song “Let it Go”!” The missive, posted on the police department’s Facebook page, was followed up by a serious message warning citizens to be careful in the adverse weather conditions. However, does this mean that Frozen 2 is in danger of never seeing the light of day? You barely need reminding why this website hopes so!

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