Elsa is now five weeks old and proving everyone who implored us to “cherish the early moments because they go by so quickly” entirely correct. We were also warned that parenthood was perfect for those Click to read.
“In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more!” Thus spoke that great Nostradamus of our time Billy Idol, correctly predicting my four week-old daughter Elsa’s nocturnal feeding habits. They tell you to expect to Click to read.
If you’ve read any of the other posts on this blog then you will know that advice is not my stock-in-trade. The clue is in the title, I’m a ‘Bewildered Dad’ not a “Smug Know-It-All Click to read.
I hate the word but I’ve done it now so I’m going to have to use it…here’s the first Bewildered Dad vlog. Ugh. Vlog? Sounds horrendous, hopefully the actual thing will be more fun. Hopefully Click to read.
It turns out I’m not and am unlikely ever to be a Prince. I just don’t have the skills; I’m useless at small talk, I look terrible in a hat so a crown is a Click to read.
I don’t know much about parenthood just yet but I’m fairly sure that teaching your little ‘uns to tell the truth is a predominant part of the process lest the path they follow in life Click to read.
As a watched pot never boils (even when full of noodles and the most synthetic tasting of flavourings), a constantly monitored mobile telephone will not ring. This is not, I must stipulate, a suggested tactic Click to read.
Thank goodness for slow drying plaster. It’s given me an excuse to escape the confines of our downstairs toilet/wet room where I have been beavering away sanding, glossing, filling, swearing and almost weeping for the Click to read.
I’m not an ogre. Let me start off with that statement. It’s important that you know this fact. I’m not an ogre; I’m a loving husband who is so proud of his wife; the woman Click to read.
Alfie is naughty. Make no bones about it. He’s a friendly, energetic and generally loyal Labrador when the mood takes him but he’s also particularly mischievous. Let’s not apportion blame here but I do distinctly Click to read.
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