Sometime radio presenter (Pulse 1, Viking FM, XFM and others), occasional stand-up comedian and supposed writer Jim Coulson’s voyage into the world of parenthood. Follow the highs and lows, the sleepless nights and the slightly less sleepless nights
It turns out I’m not and am unlikely ever to be a Prince. I just don’t have the skills; I’m useless at small talk, I look terrible in a hat so a crown is a Click to read.
I don’t know much about parenthood just yet but I’m fairly sure that teaching your little ‘uns to tell the truth is a predominant part of the process lest the path they follow in life Click to read.
As a watched pot never boils (even when full of noodles and the most synthetic tasting of flavourings), a constantly monitored mobile telephone will not ring. This is not, I must stipulate, a suggested tactic Click to read.
Thank goodness for slow drying plaster. It’s given me an excuse to escape the confines of our downstairs toilet/wet room where I have been beavering away sanding, glossing, filling, swearing and almost weeping for the Click to read.
I’m not an ogre. Let me start off with that statement. It’s important that you know this fact. I’m not an ogre; I’m a loving husband who is so proud of his wife; the woman Click to read.
Alfie is naughty. Make no bones about it. He’s a friendly, energetic and generally loyal Labrador when the mood takes him but he’s also particularly mischievous. Let’s not apportion blame here but I do distinctly Click to read.
“Pass the Scooby Doo ball through the pelvis bone. Go on. It’s much easier if you turn it the other way round”. Up until now I have very rarely spent my Monday evenings like this Click to read.
“You’ve got all this to look forward to” is a sentence I am hearing with increasing regularity as we hurtle into the third trimester. It comes from beleaguered parents who are fighting that endless battle Click to read.
We are now moving into the period of pregnancy called ‘nesting’. This is a complete misnomer; were it just about rooting out some bits of twig and bringing them home then that would be fine. Click to read.
You’ve not known the true definition of the term ‘funny look’ until you’ve trodden the path that I have this week. Ever since we found out that we were having a baby we have been Click to read.
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