Following hot on the heels on Samuel L Jackson’s narration of Adam Mansbach’s ode to frustrated parenthood “Go the F**k to Sleep” comes the author’s next ‘children’s book for adults’, “You Have to F**king Eat”.
Perfectly encapsulating the downtrodden parent at meal times battling against a child who, for no good reason, won’t eat what’s laid in front of them, this latest work is voiced by Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad. The actor, who played Walter White in the hit series, lends a faintly sinister air to the dialogue as evidenced in this clip (warning: SWEARY!):
Probably, all things considered, not recommended for actual child rearing. Also, rumours that this was going to be the title of Gina Ford’s new book are, sadly, inaccurate.
Why not read this Bewildered Dad blog post about weaning?